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Jewelry store hold up devolves into an entertaining comedy of errors (VIDEO)
Biz Pac Review ^ | July 5 2014 | Tom Tillison

Posted on 07/05/2014 11:01:45 AM PDT by PoloSec

A recent attempted robbery of a California jewelry store has no chance of ever being compared to the greatest heist ever.

Two teen would-be robbers walk into a family owned jewelry store in Fresno, Calif., with one being seen on camera pulling out a large hand gun and demanding cash and jewelry, KFSN reported.

At the same moment, the other teen pulled out his cell phone and decided to make a call, even as he tried to jump a counter.

While it’s not clear if the call was successful, the leap was not.

Having failed to clear the counter, the teen began to circle around behind the counter just as store owner Soledad Castaneda emerged from the back room with a shotgun – Castaneda was in the back of the store when she heard the employee yelling that they were being held up, according to KFSN-TV.

The unarmed teen was close to the door and wasted little time in getting out of Dodge, but not before calling on his colleague to shoot the victims. Fortunately for all, the armed teen was too busy beating a hasty retreat of his own to take heed of the advice.

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1 posted on 07/05/2014 11:01:45 AM PDT by PoloSec
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To: PoloSec
The unarmed teen was close to the door and wasted little time in getting out of Dodge, but not before calling on his colleague to shoot the victims.

Well, that part is not so funny. I hope a judge and jury agree.

2 posted on 07/05/2014 11:08:11 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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To: PoloSec

Nice store owner! If I pull out my shotgun to defend myself someone is getting blown away.


3 posted on 07/05/2014 11:09:47 AM PDT by lostboy61 (Lock and Load and stand your ground!)
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To: PoloSec

But they are good boys, trying to turn their lives around, learning a trade, loved by all, etc.


4 posted on 07/05/2014 11:09:48 AM PDT by Pining_4_TX (All those who were appointed to eternal life believed. Acts 13:48)
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To: PoloSec

Unaccompanied minors from south of the border?


5 posted on 07/05/2014 11:14:13 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: PoloSec

Is this another one of Jeb’s acts of love?


6 posted on 07/05/2014 11:27:36 AM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: PoloSec
Hilarious comment under the video. "Just some of Obungo's illegals stealing from folks Americans won't."
7 posted on 07/05/2014 11:34:23 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Mastador1

At this point “What difference does it make”?


8 posted on 07/05/2014 12:02:43 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
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To: PoloSec

Wasn ‘t there a jewelry store robbery several years back wherein the two democrats, errr, I mean robbers threatened the people in the store and wound up being DRTed by SIX pistols at once-— owner, employees and customers?


9 posted on 07/05/2014 12:07:45 PM PDT by Rockpile
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To: PoloSec

Give ‘em a break! It was their first robbery and they were a bit nervous. The clue was when he pulled out the gun and said: “Hands up, Mother sticker, this is a F**kup!!”


10 posted on 07/05/2014 12:08:14 PM PDT by Nuocmam
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The guy on the left looks like Johnny Manziel. Is he doing stick-ups now to keep his mug in the spotlight? LOL


11 posted on 07/05/2014 12:15:06 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
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Just shoppin’ for some new grillz, homies!


12 posted on 07/05/2014 12:32:00 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Pining_4_TX

I hear they are aspiring rappers/athletes...their grandmothers will undoubtedly tell you so.


13 posted on 07/05/2014 6:20:48 PM PDT by TheGipperWasRight
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