My theory of humanity has been blown to smithereens.
Normally if you leave something out torn apart, nobody wants a thing to do with it.
Hell, you could put it to the curb and the trash man wont take it
Put a sign on it that says for sale and someone will steal it!
LOL
Glad you have a sense of humor about it, but I would be ticked.
I don’t think I’ve had anything stolen since I moved out of the City of Pittsburgh, more than 20 years ago. Before that, I had my car stolen—TWICE.