Your comment: “That photo proves nothing to me.” Is in direct contrast to your graphic showing Michael Jackson at the height of his creepiness. Maybe your juxtapostion = Irony and admission of agreement.
The MAD magazine cover shows that Alfred E. Neumann is indeed "worried" as he stands next to MJ. The pic of Bergdahl and his captor was purportedly showing that he was BFFs with his captors. I think it may well show that he is scared and is smiling the nervous sort of smile as Alfred E was. And the poses are similar. So, my comment is in line with the graphic. The obnly way your comment makes sense is if Alfred E is, in fact, not worried.