[Foundahardheadedwoman]

I was hoping it was Arnold Palmer so he could challenge Zero to a grudge match.

[Vigilanteman]

Arnold Palmer is alive, well and living in a neighboring town. He is still active in conservative politics and a fine asset to our community. His generosity also added a wing to our neighborhood clinic, among other things.

This is especially quite remarkable when you consider that he retired from golfing when the top purses were in the low six figures. Yes, he invested well, bought an auto dealership and launched other business ventures when he quit golfing, but he's been very generous with our community.