Obama will have his coming-out-of-the-closet party on his last day in office. Wookie Michelle will cheer his great courage.
There won't be a dry eye in the whole Washington press corps. Chokes me up a bit just thinking about it.
Michelle?
She’s going to tear her dress off, reveal her not inconsiderable package, drop her voice two octaves, and announce, “And my name is Michael, and I’m proud of my partner Barack, and his lover Reggie.”