[Still Thinking]

The “girlfriend” who takes a licking and keeps on, uh, lickin.

Remember when “Hi ho” wasn’t a rude greeting?

[realcleanguy]

This is old news. I thought everyone knew Bill had another girl on the side. Well, more like Hillary is on the side and the girlfriends Bill has are his real wives

[headstamp 2]

Once a whoremaster, always a whoremaster.

[Fido969]

she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full…There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”

TTIUWP

[bigbob]

I hope he knows to call his doctor if he experiences an election lasting more than 4 hours...

[nascarnation]

Rush was saying he has a top floor love nest at the Clinton Global Initiative where he entertains.

Bill Clinton: all the women want him and all the men want to be him, LOL

[Gay State Conservative]

So what? Osama Obama has a young man that he “mentors” whenever Moochelle is out of town.

[Rashputin]

"Energizer". Hmmm.

Watch it, she's wears pasties made from crystal meth and Hillary may arrange an overdose.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Ewwwwwww. *reaches for brain bleach*

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Cue 70s guitar porn music.

[CyberAnt]

Does anybody with a brain REALLY want this POS in the WH again ..?????????

[EinNYC]

I didn't think We the Public were on a "need to know" basis about the travels of his tallywacker.

Yo! Somebody hand me the mind bleach! Pleeeeez!

[Jack Hydrazine]

[Cen-Tejas]

.......wonder when “Energizer” will become a “floater”................

[Sivad]

Is it true the on-duty Secret Service guys play boss dice to
decide who has to drive down to the smoke shop to purchase
cigars?

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, “I have just the rooster for you. Willie here is the randiest rooster you will ever see!”

So the farmer took Willie back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Willie a little pep talk. “Willie,” he said, “I’m counting on you to do your stuff.”

And without a word, Willie strutted into the henhouse.

Willie was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Willie had finished having his way with each hen. But Willie didn’t stop there. Willie went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.

Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, “Stop, Willie! You’ll kill yourself!”

But Willie continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Willie lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A vulture was already circling above Willie.

The farmer walked up to Willie saying, “Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy.”

“Shhhhhhh,” Willie whispered, “the vulture’s getting closer.”

[Secret Agent Man]

i’m only surprised it’s just ONE mistress.

[ken5050]

One day the story will come out as to why, back when Bill suffered his heart attack..the Secret Service agents drove him some 20 miles to Westchester Medical Center..when Northern Westchester Hospital is about 1 mile from Chappaqua... (and is a far better facility)

The reason why is simple..it takes a little time to put together a cover story...

[SeaHawkFan]

Hillary has Huma, so she can hardly complain about Bill.

[garjog]