Guilty as charged. But you forgot "Gun-toting". :-)
How's the weather up in Maine today? I'm missing it this week....temps in the 90s where I am, all week long.
The Government-promised Global Warming has been a bit of a bust. You'll need a sweater.
But it's an ill wind that blows no good. Seems the real reason our Somalis are leaving Maine (and Minnesota) to go on on jihad is to get back to where it's warm. BTW, Be totin' that gun if you're visiting any of our Somali neighborhoods.