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To: Texas Eagle
God bless the tribal council.
Say, tribal council, how are things on the reservation? What's the unemployment rate? What's the alcoholism rate? The dropout rate?
Things going that well?

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Indian council to Texas eagle:

How things are on the reservation: STATUS QUO

Unemployment rate same, almost 100%. We ARE aiming for that.

Alcoholism rate: slightly lower as the kids really don't care for it so much but they WILL adapt, ESPECIALLY if they stay on the reservation. What on earth does it mean that just because the oriental Asians can't tolerate alcohol WE can't either so we are related? Poppycock.

Drop out rate: less since fewer of us now attend school. We get the "round eye, dirty, nasty white man to COME OUT to the reservation to teach."

Oh, and we have succeeded in fooling the Left into believing that we Indians did NOT come from Asia and that there was NO Bering Straight bridge. What do geologists know? They are just racist white men bent on making us NON-indigenous Americans.
HAH, their even call us INDIANS thinking we came from India. How dumb.

THANK YOU for the blessing...but we don't know "God." We have the "Great White Spirit," thangkew. Your God bless you.

Signed, PainInButtFlowerEar, correspondent and liason for our tribal relations with PigWhiteManPersonFR

P.S. Shoot any eagles out of the sky lately? :o(

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Bwahaha, that was fun! MAJOR sarc.
Thanks, T.E.!

17 posted on 07/25/2014 6:32:57 AM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

“Signed, PainInButtFlowerEar, correspondent and liason for our tribal relations with PigWhiteManPersonFR

P.S. Shoot any eagles out of the sky lately? :o(”

Dear PIBFE,

We don’t need to shoot eagles out of the sky. The liberals are killing them with windmills which provides your reservation with expensive energy that is funded by everyone but you and provides no jobs for your tribesmen.

By the way, we can provide you with cheaper energy, which will create hundreds of jobs for your tribe, bring in millions of dollars per year in revenue which will take people out of poverty as well as increase the educational standards of your community and economies for generations.

All you have to do is tell your liberal politician benefactor to go pound sand. You will make millions off of this and at the same time do something useful for your tribe.

Sincerely ,

The Motor City Madman.


25 posted on 07/25/2014 7:32:29 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (GM is dead and Al Queada is alive.)
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