Nicely done, Twinky! :)
Always remember, while Twinkys are edible,
over indulgence may result in bloating, gas,
and the so named “Twinky breath”.
Fortunately no Twinky overdose has resulted
in death so just be careful.
Twinkies have natural ingredients that prolong storage,
however green or wormy twinkies should never be eaten
except in extreme emergencies,
such as Zombie invasions and democrat caucases.
Twinkies often form the beginnings of the “love” ritual
as they naturally form into two easily divided portions.
Couples should exhibit extra caution during the “love”
ritual to make sure that the Twinky is divided EVENLY,
as uneven distribution may result in resentment and even
hostility until one partner or the other is placated with
further “offerings”.
I have never been able to grow twinkies.