What a slut!
“That is how we ended up with larger, less aggressive mice that reproduce at a younger age and are less particular when it comes to choosing a mate.”
The mice are overweight and screw indiscriminately. Sounds like we’ve “Americanized” them.
What a slut!
Mickey Mouse is in the process of divorcing Minnie Mouse.
As they sit in the courtroom, the judge says to Mickey, “Mr. Mouse, you claim the reason for your divorce is primarily based on the fact that your wife is crazy?”
Mickey responds, “No, I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was f_ _ _ n Goofy!”
Duh. Tequila