[SeeSharp]

If they were recently made it’s probably wooly mammoth ivory, which is not illegal since the wooly mammoth is not endangered. Mammoth ivory is not cheap, but there is a steady supply of it from Siberia and you can buy it.

[Pearls Before Swine]

If they were recently made it’s probably wooly mammoth ivory, which is not illegal since the wooly mammoth is not endangered

.... because they're all dead.

[COBOL2Java]

If they were recently made it’s probably wooly mammoth ivory, which is not illegal since the wooly mammoth is not endangered. Mammoth ivory is not cheap, but there is a steady supply of it from Siberia and you can buy it.

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