Dan -- can I call you Dan? If you don't open The Book, you won't be proselytized. Couldn't you just overlook it like the sample body lotion you don't use? Do you also lay awake at night and plot how to get rid of the decaffeinated coffee packs you never use in your hotel room? That one gets me, forcing decaff on people who don't want decaff.
Spot on analogy. Good one.