Teacher arrested after showing up for first day of work drunk and not wearing pants

myfox8 ^ | 8-12-14

[doug from upland]

WAGONER, Okla. — A public school teacher was arrested Monday after police say she showed up at school for her first day of work under the influence of alcohol and without her pants.

School officials say they found Lorie Ann Hill, 49, in an empty classroom disoriented and without pants.

The police were called and Hill was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint.

School officials say Hill was just recently hired.

Classes are scheduled to start Thursday.

[Technical Editor]

From what I can gather in these incredibly badly written stories, she was nude from the waist down.

[stanne]

your line is why I read these otherwise sordid threads

[tumblindice]

I got halfway through, and every one of them is hot, but not nearly as well upholstered as our pants-less rookie.
As I hard as I try, even having attended 8th grade in Elk City, Oklahoma, I cannot recall a single teacher ever walking into class without pants.

[o-n-money]

Teaching without pants?
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Nothing against it in the union bylaws. Back in class by Sept.

[OrangeHoof]

Must have thought it was “Show and Tell”...

[FredZarguna]

It's actually a common teacher's nightmare. There is also a variation of the "went to final and discovered I had never been to class" that teachers have as well: "started the morning lesson and realized I knew nothing about it."

For some teachers that's reality, not a nightmare. In which case a pantless appearance may be a desperate attempt at distraction...

[FredZarguna]

Funny, that’s what they asked this dame at the grocery store...

[latina4dubya]

i guess i do not understand how insecure an adult female would have to be to want to be with an adolescent... 13, 14, 17, even a young adult at 18... ick...

[MaxMax]

Is she a beekeeper? Her face is all swollen and stuff...

[dennisw]

#1——She did not shoot a families dog
#2—— She did not have sex with a male student

So I vote her teacher of the year and not guilty!

[matthew fuller]

Thank you.

[matthew fuller]

This is elephant seal ugly.

[RegulatorCountry]

That’s very unnatural bloating, she’s seriously ill whether she’s been diagnosed or not. If she’s under treatment she’s been on corticosteroids for a dangerously long time.

I’m prone to giving the woman a pass, she likely actually was very disoriented, although how she managed to get to an unfamiliar school while neglecting pants or a skirt is certainly a peculiarity.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

A teacher? You gotta be kiddin’. And of course, ‘Guilty’.

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Hey, I wanna be that 14 year old boy! I’d even settle for her the OLD geezer I am now!

[tumblindice]

“Her face is swollen”
She was hanging picture frames and hammering nails with her nose.

[wardaddy]

Its not the same thing to me anyhow

[Ken H]

C'mon. Who among us hasn't shown up drunk and pantsless their first day at work?

[dfwgator]

She could be a rising star in the Democratic Party if she played her cards right.

[PghBaldy]

She was probably celebrating her new job!