I'm sorry, but I'm not authorized to share that classified information with you. I don't want to blow anone's cover, and I don't believe that you have the requisite security clearance authorization.
If you feel that my judgment is in error, you can apply for a re-assessment of your security status by providing me with your SS#, your mother's maiden name, your ATM debit card PIN code and three years of detailed financial statements.
In order to ensure the confidentiality of your personal information, please do not post it here in this public forum. Instead, simply send it to me at: ipromiseyoucantrustme@gmail.com.
I have tried to send you my personal information to the email address that you provided, it redirects me to a Nigerian website.
How series are you about this ‘special’ clarence? This could be a hugh deal.
I look forward to your reponse.
Your reasoning is so convincing that unfortunately it makes me stand down from this inquiry.
On a lighter note, I don’t know what your mission in life is nor how you make/made a living, but if it is/was not as a comedy writer you have missed your calling.