[laotzu]

Everyone knows that the Jews control all of the newspapers. They control all of
the banks, and the diamond trade. They control Hollywood, and the politicians.

When I grow up, I want to be a Jew.

[Jewbacca]

It’s true.

I also personally poured fluoride in your water to pollute your precious bodily fluids.

[marron]

When I grow up, I want to be a Jew.

Me too. I already worship their God and one of their carpenters.