Islam, The Religion of Peace, has been driven into a murderous rage against the Infidel precisely BECAUSE of anthropogenetic climate change!
Before Global Warming, (and George BUSH) The Arabian Peninsula had the same vegetation and climate as Cape Cod! By Allah, wouldn't that be enough to make a Quaker angry?
Sam, the cause of Islamic rage is you! You, with your automobile, your lawn mower, your air conditioning, shamelessly using up all of Mother Gaia's precious resources while Palestinian children are forced to live underground and go hungry because their parents have been forced by climate change to spend the milk money on rockets!
I have to stop now, I am due at a PETA meeting, and then a rally for Elizabeth Warren. She understands. She cares. You don't.
You and my father in law would get along well. He has the same sense of humor.