Not my project, but I read about it in the company's newsletter.
An untrained observer would conclude from our PR materials that this project is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
This is a fund raising opportunity.
Get doves, quails, and pheasants donated from Ducks Unlimited. Bring homeless kids between 4 and 10 years old out there. Give them all nets.
Turn the birds loose, and the kids can catch dinner, already cooked, in their little nets.
The democrats can sign them up to vote as they leave.
Mr. Kilowatt can be out there signing autographs, along with Elmo. Elmo will be in that get up that Hannibal Lecter was in, since he likes them younger than he ought to.