Injury will be said to have been caused when the gun he was using to execute the innocent child recoiled and struck the officer in the eye.
Nah...he did it when he was trying to pull Baby Brown into the squad car while trying to light the BBQ stand in the back of the squad car....all at the same time. Never try to kidnap innocent giant children and cook them at the same time!
Nonsense.
The cop clearly did this to himself after he racistexecuted the gentle giant who was picking daises at the roadside to give to his grand mom.
or perhaps the giant tried to play the knockout game