Dude you are screwed. That is exactly why I have been talking my wife into dropping off the grid as much as possible.
Closing accounts, closing CDs, everything in cash, walk up paying bills if possible, living off the land.
Almost there....next endeavor....free range rabbits in their own personal enclosure. Only provision for them is water and a bullet to the growing bunnies twice a year for range management.
Let some asswipe hack that..
Oh, no, I hope not! :-( For the record, though, I'm a "dudette." I don't know if going Galt would solve the problem because each one of us is issued a social security number. Once the thieves get their hands on a name, address, and SSN, it seems they start opening accounts in that name, whether we're living off the grid or not. :-(