[gdani]

It's not a military presence - it's a missionary presence.

You see, Putin is bringing bibles, not weapons, over the border to spread Christianity.

(Or at least that's how I predict the shirtless dictator's fan club on FR will defend him).

[1rudeboy]

Now that I think about it, “missionary,” “military,” and “mercenary,” have some poetic possibility . . . maybe, if Putin writes a poem . . . .