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Government publishes detailed instructions on how to safely roast marshmallows
TheBlaze.com ^ | August 29, 2014 | Pete Kasperowicz

Posted on 08/30/2014 4:54:44 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012

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To: ilovesarah2012

Are they going to print this in Spanish for our wonderful Latino invaders after they cross the border?


21 posted on 08/30/2014 7:55:04 AM PDT by Rockpile
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How to make a Federal smore - First, get your angel food cake and pineapple.

try using slices of angel food cake instead of graham crackers.”

22 posted on 08/30/2014 7:58:39 AM PDT by DManA (in)
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Open and enjoy with a spoon.

I hope to god they've written a spoon safety pamphlet.

23 posted on 08/30/2014 8:06:19 AM PDT by DManA (in)
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To: ilovesarah2012

I once took a joke picture of my kids with marshmallows on their fingers looking like they were about to stick them into a camp fire.

No children were injured in the making of this joke picture but if it was ever made public I’d probably be arrested and I could kiss my presidential campaign goodbye.


24 posted on 08/30/2014 8:23:46 AM PDT by DManA (in)
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They probably just took some existing Field Manual and added the environmental stuff. I think they have a Field Manual for anything you can think of as well as a lot of things you never thought of until you read the manual.


25 posted on 08/30/2014 1:47:20 PM PDT by Rashputin (Jesus Christ doesn't evacuate His troops, He leads them to victory.)
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