[Straight Vermonter]

I’m still fuming that the FBI is wasting my tax dollars on an investigation on behalf of a handful of wealthy celebrities who were all STOOOOPID enough to post naked selfies to the cloud.

They may not have even been aware that their photos were being backed up to the cloud.

[lwd]

Maybe Kate Upton should ditch the dumb jock verlander (since it was obviously his acct that was hAxoR’d) for a nerd that can keep these “private moments” better secured.