"So, who on the team is a homosexual?"
"What?!"
"Your homosexual. Who is it? I mean, you've got to have one."
"Well, we don't!"
"Oh, come, come. That won't do at all! Every team has to have at least one homosexual. Look at Einsenhower's cabinet! It's loaded with queers."
"It is not!!"
"Well, it ought to be. Anyway, there's that nice colored boy ... Michael Sam? Perhaps you could add him to the roster. He's not a good player, but he is a homosexual."
"Do we have to??"
"I'm afraid so. It's in the rule book. Page 47."
Sounds like something straight (no pun intended) out of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.