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Couple of other things. First, lay off the blunts if you’re going to loot and riot. It won’t hinder you if your are stoned when you loot, but you might screw up and crash the Molotov cocktail on one of your buddies. Second, pull your pants up and tie your shoe laces. It will help you run faster when the bullets come your way. Third, when you are laying there screaming after you get shot, go ahead and pull out a blunt to ease the pain. Hope this helps. Oh before I forget, wear clean underwear.


13 posted on 09/10/2014 11:16:30 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Enterprise

wear clean underwear
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what dat ?


69 posted on 09/11/2014 5:40:14 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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