Unfortunately, a black eye for the argument in favor of concealed carry by teachers in schools. I almost wonder how this could come to happen -- i.e. could she have really been that clumsy, or did somebody put her up to it?
I hate to think that way, and I hope she recovers quickly from her injury. But this is pretty weird...
Maybe the gun was trying to speak into the big white telephone. Was Ralph hurt? Were any Buicks bought?
No it isn’t. She knows nothing about guns but that shouldn’t mean that the thousands of other teachers shouldn’t have guns.
Oops, my $#!, the gun accidentally fired? Horse manure, either she pulled the trigger or she was carrying with a round in battery and dropped it from a sufficient height so as to cause it to discharge. This is all the teacher, I have yet to read of a gun that fired itself.
Where’d she have that thing holstered?
Quoth Dean Wormer:
“Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. “