[ Meanwhile, they ignore the fact that Valerie Jarrett really is a baby-eating lizard alien in human form, and I don’t need the voices to tell me that. Everyone knows. ]
You forgot that she is an Iranian baby-eating lizard alien in human form....
C’mon get your story right...
/sarc
To be fair, the genetic tests on her lizardry are as yet unpublished. So we don’t know what she actually is.