That reminds me of me about a month ago...
I was gathering a few sticks of firewood for the firepit.
It was a combination of several things.
It was dark...
It was on a steep hill...
I was wearing flip flops...
I had been drinking...
I went one way and the flip flops went another way...
I landed on the firewood and tumbled down the hill.
I am almost healed up now.
Hence the name “FLIP-FLOP” ;-)
as my ole man would ax............did ya hurt the wood ?
Holy Crap! What are you doing having a fire pit in the summer?
I didn’t do it,
I didn’t touch her,
I was out of town that weekend,
The bus was late,
My car had a flat,
The dog ate my term paper,
Someone stole my bicycle,
We had a tornado,
It was over a hundred degrees,
The flood wiped out our town,
I didn’t get the notice,
I just heard it on the news,
I wasn’t even there... honest!
LOL