Look for the fed courts to be busy.
Hey all!
How many times have I had oral sex in the last three months? With someone or by myself?
It happens every day. A friend in Maryland was in a verbal fight with his nutjob wife. She secretly recorded the conversation, and used it to convince a judge he was violent. She got a restraining order, filed for divorce, got the house, and got the judge to take away his right to own guns.
He got pissed and she got the cops to lock him up. She fast tracked the divorce and remarried a month later. Her new husband got her into drugs, pimped her for sex, then dumped her, skipping town with all their money.
When the exhusband, my friend, got out of jail, she showed up and asked him to take her back. He explained, he forgave her, but, because she had married someone else, he no longer had to remarry her, and told her to get lost.
He moved away and she disappeared.