[Kenny Bunk]

Mr. B!

You is attacking a fine olde gent with whom I happens to agree today.

Here's a deal. We go into every Ferguson-like settlement in the USA.
We raises (none too gently)

Rangel's Rangers Corps d'Afrique
(Hey, it was done in CWI, OK?)
We takes'em down to Eastern Nicaragua and trains'em hard. Lincoln had the same idea, OK?
Voilà! Our very own Foreign Legion. But with NFL Dreadlocks flowing out of the helmet, Trick NBA silky short pants, sideways-held Berettas, canteens Full'o'Drank, and lots'a'medals.

Now here's the best part: The special LGBT Chasseur Battalions. Led .... personally .... by Charlie Rangel and Hillary C. Other special Battalions: The Gentle Giants; The Good Boys, The Victims Brigade, The Baby Daddies, The SonsaHussein, The Luo Traders .... Glory!

[Arthur McGowan]

Now here's the best part: The special LGBT Chasseur Battalions. Led .... personally .... by Charlie Rangel and Hillary C. Other special Battalions: The Gentle Giants; The Good Boys, The Victims Brigade, The Baby Daddies, The SonsaHussein, The Luo Traders .... Glory!

You left out the Dindu Nuffins!