Creme de la Mer: $70/gram, $2,000/ounce
Proponents of this cosmetic insist that the $2,000 price tag is worth it, because it supposedly reverses the skin’s aging process thanks to fermented kelp. A NASA physicist originally developed it to treat burns. We’ll stick to accepting our fate of aging, though, since it’s cheaper. But hey, Creme de la Mer is still cheaper than heroin.
And I thought that ReVive stuff was expensive...