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To: The_Media_never_lie

Reminds of this bouncy tune from 1980s gay crooner Joe Jackson:

Chorus:
Everything. Everything gives you cancer.
Everything. Everything gives you cancer.
There's no cure. There's no answer.
Everything gives you cancer.

Don't touch that dial. Don't try to smile.
Just take this pill. It's in your file.
Don't work hard. Don't play hard.
Just plan for the graveyard. Remember.

Everything. Everything gives you cancer...

Don't work by night. Don't sleep by day.
You'll feel alright. But you will pay.
No caffeine. No protein.
No booze or nicotine. Remember.

Everything. Everything gives you cancer...

13 posted on 10/01/2014 4:28:19 AM PDT by OrangeHoof (Every time you say no to a liberal, you make the Baby Barack cry.)

Wow, those are so funny lyrics! Guess I need to cut down, lol.

14 posted on 10/01/2014 6:23:57 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)

Wait: Joe Jackson was a homo?

All my heroes are dead to me!

15 posted on 10/01/2014 7:03:19 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The time is now to form up into leaderless cells of 5 men or less.)

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