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To: Alter Kaker
I'm spraying everyone I see with lysol in the face just under the assumption that everyone could have ebola. So far, they're taking it pretty well.

I heard you if merely say the word "ebola" your chances of catching it increase 500%.

29 posted on 10/02/2014 8:38:58 AM PDT by gdani (Every day, your Govt surveils you more than the day before)
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To: gdani

Back in Black? What am I supposed to have? Cat’s Eyes?


31 posted on 10/02/2014 8:40:59 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: gdani
I heard you if merely say the word "ebola" your chances of catching it increase 500%.

I just ran the math and I have a 10,000% chance of contracting ebola, which stinks, because I didn't think anybody could have more than a 100% chance.

35 posted on 10/02/2014 8:43:47 AM PDT by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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