Posted on 10/02/2014 7:22:05 PM PDT by Bettyprob
Q: Why did Meghan climb the chain link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: How did Meghan almost drown?
A: She dropped a scratch and sniff card in the pool.
Q: How do they keep Meghan busy for hours at work?
A: They hand her a card that says 'Please turn over' on both sides.
Q: What are some of the things Meghan is proudest of having invented?
A: Tricycle kickstands, solar flashlight, inflatable dartboard, and fireproof matches.
Blonde.
with all due respect, why in the world would anyone care to read what Meghan McCain thinks about anything?
not criticizing the posting here on FR
just asking why the mass media ever puts a mike in front of this young lady’s face
or asks her any opinions
what’s she got, what’s she done, what does she know, about anything important?
A: They're easy to understand.
There's something about Meghan - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind, tried to drown a fish, they had to burn down the school to get her out of the 4th grade, she tripped over a cordless phone, took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept, thinks Meow Mix is a record for cats, and sold the car for gas money...
“She’s only 29? I thought she was at least 260 by now.”
I think you must be referring to her weight, not age. She continues to be the poster child for the medical phenomenon that postulates the inverse relationship between bust and brain size.
“It’s a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.”
-Andrew Jackson (though it’s disputed if he actually said this).
A bimbo would know....
This lefty sweathog lezbo is a KOOK!
some people should just be quiet and look pretty.
And for the Final Jeopardy win-—”Meaghan McCain and a scooter”.
Attributed to Oscar Wilde, among others.
Almost as big an asshole as her dad...
In event of water crash Meaghan McCain's brains may be used as a flotation device.Chelsea Clinton, product of rolling-over-to-protect-the-First-Lady, referred to Secret Service agents as "personal, private pigs"--
--because, she explained, "it's what my parents call them"
Source: Unlimited Access, Gary Aldrich, 1996
Why would the Secret Service allow an armed man to jump the fence, cross the yard, enter the White House, penetrate security to the door of the Green Room?
Why would it allow an armed man to accompany the president in an elevator?
Perhaps there are only so many times you can kick your "servants" in the teeth--
This coming from a petty, spoiled, glorified Mall Rat.
I think her age is like Jack Benny’s ...
I wonder which one gets Obama’s pot and coke for him?
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