“It will require a verbal “yes” at every stage of amorous activity on college campuses”
EVERY stage, hey? OK, it’s just SO tempting to come up with many different variations of lists of “stages”, now isn’t it? So, I’m going to post a basic set of “stages” and hypothetical dialog to go with, but I really hope others will contribute!
Guy: Honey, is it OK to go to first base?
Gal: Yes.
Guy: Honey, is it OK to go to second base?
Gal: Yes.
Guy: Honey, is it OK to go to third base?
Gal: Yes.
Gal: UH, I THINK YOU JUST HIT A HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy: Uh, I hope that was OK because it happened so fast I didn’t have time to ask permission.
Gal: SIGH.
If I was still in college I would corner the market on “Just say yes” buttons.