How about, "Homosexuality is a sick, disgusting lifestyle that shortens the life of male homosexuals by 30-40 years of the average male, and lesbians suffer from alcoholism, drug abuse, and morbid obesity".
Hey, I'll be the life of the party!
"...How about, "Homosexuality is a sick, disgusting lifestyle that shortens the life of male homosexuals by 30-40 years of the average male, and lesbians suffer from alcoholism, drug abuse, and morbid obesity"..." Hit the nail on the head with that one.
I think I love you, just not in an LGBTQLMNOPQRSTUV way.