Hey, muh bong don’t work!
Yeah, my bong’s got no water in it
Yeah, my bong’s got no water in it
Yeah, my bong’s got got no water in it
It don’t work no more!
Well I’m standin’ on a corner
With a bucket in my hand
I’m waitin’ for a woman
That ain’t got no man
Yeah, my bong’s got no water in it
Yeah, my bong’s got no water in it
Yeah, my bong’s got got no water in it
It don’t work no more!
Well, I went upon the mountain
I looked down in the sea
I seen the crabs and the fishes
Doin’ the be-bop-bee
Yeah, my bong’s got no water in it
Yeah, my bong’s got no water in it
Yeah, my bong’s got got no water in it
I gotta go buy beer!