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To: South40

modified with a foreign object in order to keep him more comfortable

uh......


2 posted on 10/15/2014 6:27:01 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Who is he, George The Animal Steele?


5 posted on 10/15/2014 6:27:42 PM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to annoy someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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To: BenLurkin

Was it a phone or other electronic device that could feed him information?


8 posted on 10/15/2014 6:29:56 PM PDT by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: BenLurkin
The foreign object is probably some kind of rigid rubber shaft which chameleon Charlie Crist could sit upon, in order to keep him from slipping off his chair.

You know: a dildo...

9 posted on 10/15/2014 6:30:01 PM PDT by sargon
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To: BenLurkin

Batteries included???


14 posted on 10/15/2014 6:32:57 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: BenLurkin

>>modified with a foreign object in order to keep him more comfortable

For Crist, it was probably something dildo-shaped.


17 posted on 10/15/2014 6:34:15 PM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyranni)
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To: BenLurkin
Imagine a contraption like this under his podium...


20 posted on 10/15/2014 6:35:50 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: BenLurkin

He brings a portable fan with him everywhere.

https://mobile.twitter.com/CCristFan


37 posted on 10/15/2014 6:54:52 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: BenLurkin

Scott needs to turn the ridicule on Crist before it’s too late.

Tweets like Crist couldn’t operate without “His fan” at his feet. Or

Crist’s campaign has finally found an issue he’ll fight for, a fan at his feet aiming at, well enough said.

Fight back dammit!


38 posted on 10/15/2014 6:56:28 PM PDT by Kenny (,)
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To: BenLurkin

A/k/a, dildo.


40 posted on 10/15/2014 6:56:38 PM PDT by sport
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To: BenLurkin

“modified with a foreign object in order to keep him more comfortable

uh......”

And what would that “foreign object” have been, inquiring minds want to know.


45 posted on 10/15/2014 7:12:49 PM PDT by vette6387
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