[TheOldLady]

Shibumi killed floating lemons and tennis balls. True story.

I believe you, Gunner. I was pretty sure that Shibumi was a good shot.

Hope to see you next year, Sensei.

[shibumi]

That there is a specialty rifle my son and I put together.

You will notice just below the barrel there are two Suction Cup Retrieval Devices, or “SCuRDs”©, pat pending

Once you’ve killed what you’re shooting at, you just launch the suction cups, they stick to your prey and then you reel ‘em in.

Honest.

(Would I lie?)