IMNVHO, many lesbians suffer from subpoena envy. I have also heard that the Houston Lesbo-Pol became so angry with the City Attorney that she started munching the office carpet. She is so worried about a flood of adverse publicity, because if it overflows there's no Hans Brinker in Houston to stick their finger in the dyke to stop it.
BTW, who voted for this assklown anyway?
Annice Porker was re-elected! I know, very dumb...