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Obama said he's been advised that it's more effective to let West Africans into the US than to keep them out.......then added: "We have to HAVE a pandemic to cure the pandemic."

I hear sap-happy Dummycrats are using that as a relection campaign slogan in the heartland--"We have to HAVE a pandemic to cure the pandemic."

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John Kerry looks a little perplexed.

"I just want those dam Republicans to butt out. We know what we're doing."

"Dr Frieden said there's nothing to worry about. He knows that my trusted
national security aide, Susan Rice, is experiencing rectal bleeding, and is
soaked in blood. "Valerie helpfully went to get Susan a change clothes."