You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
And you can’t go fishin’ with a two by four.
So you can do anything, if you’ve a mind to,
But you can’t fool around with a one-inch stump,
Unless your name is Rosie O’Donnell.
Or Ellen DeGeneris.
Obama: I’m sure there is a joke somewhere tying Obama to this story, but I can’t think of any, that is, I can’t think of any joke that is in good taste and printable here.