Our state is nothing but a God-forsaken searing 118 degrees Fahrenheit desert hellhole where glowing radioactive slime pumps out of your faucet and the meth-cooking Indian skinheads will rape your dog if you even stop for fuel while passing through, and that's only if the pimps and pickpocketing whores don't murder you first. The air is filled with asbestos dust and the landscape is nothing but rolling poisonous tumbleweeds that will give you AIDS if they touch you.
Nevada is by far the worst place anyone could possibly imagine living. Stay OUT. Do you hear me? Stay OUT. The only reason I live here is to warn you all to stay away because it is too late for me.
Nevada is by far the worst place anyone could possibly imagine living. Stay OUT. Do you hear me? Stay OUT. The only reason I live here is to warn you all to stay away because it is too late for me.
My bags are packed.
Don’t forget Area 51...
LOL, sounds like what I say when people ask about moving here.