[fatnotlazy]

Saying captured, which I take it to mean he’s alive.

Thank God. And God bless those who hunted for him all these weeks.

[babygene]

“Saying captured, which I take it to mean he’s alive.”

It would surprise me, seeing as though this is going to be a hard one to prove... With no witnesses, he would almost have to confess to be convicted.

[mass55th]

"Saying captured, which I take it to mean he’s alive."

Gee, it would be a sin if, while being handcuffed and shackled, he took a bad fall down a long flight of stairs and broke his neck.

Hint, hint.

[Half Vast Conspiracy]

...bless those who hunted for him all these weeks.

This will free up the cops to get some traffic tickets written. Just in time for the end of the month quota.