[Lazamataz]

I accept. However, I am already married, so this will necessitate a move to Utah.

Not necessarily. As my Imam wrote me:

In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
As-salāmu ‘alaykum wa-rahmatullāhi wa-barakātuh.

Remember, this ilm is deen. Polygamy is halal, but to marry a non-muslim is haram. When one performs the nikah, one must get the woman a wali, and perform Sufa three times. Then you are purified.

And Allah Ta’āla Knows Best
Imam Haradi Saheb

[CatherineofAragon]

Okay, that was something about Paula Deen and klaatu barada nikto, but I’m lost. Guess it’s no on the pioneer dress, yes on the burqa.

[Graing]

If I weren’t so lazy, I would post that “Well that escalated quickly” image.... but it might get the post pulled anyway.

[HandyDandy]

Nice pick-up line, Laz! Can I borrow that?