I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say
Hey there, Mr. Muslim
Merry ——in’ Christmas
Put down that book, ‘The Koran’
And hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven’t noticed
It’s Jesus’ Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim Ass
And ——in’ celebrate
>> They believe in Muhammad <<
Indeed they do. But they (or at least many of them) also believe in the Virgin birth of Jesus. And as part of that belief, for example, Yasser Arafat used to attend Christmas Eve Masses. Go figure!
my favorite!!! thank u for making me laugh.