Mom says offensive question went too far("LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie")

Charlotte Observer ^ | Friday, Nov. 14, 2014 | WBTV

[RightGeek]

"LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie, the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius has a small bootie which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama's big bootie?"

We have a winner!

[jagusafr]

Undertones? Ya think? But pretty damn creative!

[spodefly]

We have been racing to accommodate the lowest common denominator on a massive social scale for 50+ years ... the lowest common denominator is very low.

[Slings and Arrows]

> Your answer is correct but irrelevant. The important matter is how you feeeeeeel about the question. Modern education, you know.

There should be an emoticon for “Laughing and crying at the same time.”

[Kenny Bunk]

They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess,....

"Bravo!" say I, Mr. B.
The curvavaceous LaShamanda and the wiry Fontavious got married before the baby come. Fontavious be the father. LaShamanda be the mother. This must be some sort of nuclear family, worthy of every encouragement.

Booker T. Washington and I are proud of the progress obviously being made in this skoo ditrick! I know Fontavious quite well, though. I must report that many of his female relatives, (though not all) exhibutt classic heterozygous steatopygia, so La Princess may well have an impressive background.

[MrB]

Good catch - I didn’t see that. That’s definitely unusual and out of character for the culture in question.

It might even be considered culturally insensitive to refer to their marital status in such a manner.

[seowulf]

Yes, little Nyquille was very upset! As was her sister, Vagisil.

Their little brother Absorbine Jr. thought it was kind of funny though.

[Blennos]

We have been racing to accommodate the lowest common denominator on a massive social scale for 50+ years ... the lowest common denominator is very low.

In fact the social LCD is a moving target, descending steadily.

[Kenny Bunk]

.....definitely unusual and out of character for the culture in question.....

I know I can trust you to keep this under your hat, Mr. B. We certainly wouldn't want LaShamanda and Fontavious' classmates finding out about the marriage plan. Those two model citizens may well risk getting the crap beaten out of them for "acting white."