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Cops: 350-Pound Thief In Motorized Scooter Caught Sitting On Stolen Walmart Steaks
The Smoking Gun ^ | 11/19/14 | Staff

Posted on 11/19/2014 9:58:42 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway

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To: AngelesCrestHighway

What are the odds that he also has an Obamaphone?

Just asking - inquiring minds and all that ...


41 posted on 11/19/2014 10:24:35 AM PST by SES1066 (Quality, Speed or Economical - Any 2 of 3 except in government - 1 at best but never #3!)
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To: Bitsy

Hey Harry...How come these steaks are so thin?


42 posted on 11/19/2014 10:25:20 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway
the dream is over



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43 posted on 11/19/2014 10:27:04 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Wide as he is tall.


44 posted on 11/19/2014 10:27:08 AM PST by Gamecock (USA, Ret. 27 years.)
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To: TurboZamboni

Back when I was going to college (1975-1976), I saw a 50-60 year old lady walking down the aisle with a furry (something) swinging between her legs, under her full length coat. As a security operative it hit me “ I’ve seen a LOT of stuff between womens legs, but never that low.” I figured it was probable cause and confronted her. She dropped about $200 worth of clothes (including a mink cuffed and collar sweater. She was from Russia, could barely speak English and we found out she had been arrested 35 times for shoplifting. The DA went to her house (after all those charges it became a crime instead of a summary offense)and found a garage FULL of stolen merchandise. The Public Prosecuter whined to the judge about how old she was, had no job, was an immigrant (but getting public assistance), so she was told to never go into my store again. I wonder how much she stole from other stores.


45 posted on 11/19/2014 10:29:05 AM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: petercooper

You see this more and more, why do you need a cart to get fatter.Walk a little.


46 posted on 11/19/2014 10:30:21 AM PST by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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To: TurboZamboni
reminds me of the old ‘who through that ham at me’ lady shoplifiting the whole ham under her dress.

That ham is about to fall down!

47 posted on 11/19/2014 10:35:49 AM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Speaking of GAAK, several years ago a very fat Amish woman was caught at a Kroger grocery in Houston with a ham in her panties. Did that go back in the case? GAAK!


48 posted on 11/19/2014 10:36:21 AM PST by MisterArtery
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

It was a midmorning snack.


49 posted on 11/19/2014 10:43:17 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Over loudspeaker: “MEAT DEPARTMENT, RESTOCK PLEASE. MEAT DEPARTMENT, RESTOCK.”


50 posted on 11/19/2014 10:44:50 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Deciding Female Criminal Guilt By How Hot They Are Since 1999 !)
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To: RetiredArmy

I dunno, the other night I saw this trim well dressed young black lady run out of the store and get in her car. Almost a sprint in fact.

She had her brand new Mercedes parked in the handicapped slot so she didnt have to run far.


51 posted on 11/19/2014 10:45:19 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Scoutmaster

I’d eat it.


52 posted on 11/19/2014 10:45:22 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Deciding Female Criminal Guilt By How Hot They Are Since 1999 !)
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To: Safetgiver

Her name is Peggy and now she’s a hacker.


53 posted on 11/19/2014 10:46:48 AM PST by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: MisterArtery

I’ll bet that put off an aroma of distinction!


54 posted on 11/19/2014 10:48:01 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway; Responsibility2nd

I was going suggest he pack on a few more pounds, and do a novelty impersonation act of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Kamakawiwo%CA%BBole

Seeing his picture, I somehow doubt he’d be well received with an “Is Lives” banner behind him.


55 posted on 11/19/2014 10:48:31 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Looks like he’s done it B4.


56 posted on 11/19/2014 10:50:51 AM PST by high info voter
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To: Calvin Locke

His medley of “Somewhere over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World”

Somewhere over my butt crack bluebirds fly...


57 posted on 11/19/2014 10:51:10 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

I’m guessing the police report called it a “steak out”?


58 posted on 11/19/2014 10:51:37 AM PST by azishot (God made man but Samuel Colt made them equal.)
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To: azishot

Did they pad him down?


59 posted on 11/19/2014 10:53:35 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: AngelesCrestHighway

Rodney FOWL-ER lives up to his name. He has fouled all that merchandise.


60 posted on 11/19/2014 11:01:18 AM PST by lee martell
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