the dream is over
Posted on 11/19/2014 9:58:42 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
A 350-pound Walmart shopper was arrested yesterday after he was found sitting atop five stolen rib eye steaks in the seat of a motorized scooter that he was riding around the South Carolina store.
Rodney Fowler, 43, was spotted Tuesday afternoon placing the steaks in his scooter by a Walmart loss prevention officer, according to a police report.
“Suspect sat on the steaks and exited the store passing all points of sale, without attempting to pay for said merchandise,” cops noted.
What are the odds that he also has an Obamaphone?
Just asking - inquiring minds and all that ...
Hey Harry...How come these steaks are so thin?
Wide as he is tall.
Back when I was going to college (1975-1976), I saw a 50-60 year old lady walking down the aisle with a furry (something) swinging between her legs, under her full length coat. As a security operative it hit me “ I’ve seen a LOT of stuff between womens legs, but never that low.” I figured it was probable cause and confronted her. She dropped about $200 worth of clothes (including a mink cuffed and collar sweater. She was from Russia, could barely speak English and we found out she had been arrested 35 times for shoplifting. The DA went to her house (after all those charges it became a crime instead of a summary offense)and found a garage FULL of stolen merchandise. The Public Prosecuter whined to the judge about how old she was, had no job, was an immigrant (but getting public assistance), so she was told to never go into my store again. I wonder how much she stole from other stores.
You see this more and more, why do you need a cart to get fatter.Walk a little.
That ham is about to fall down!
Speaking of GAAK, several years ago a very fat Amish woman was caught at a Kroger grocery in Houston with a ham in her panties. Did that go back in the case? GAAK!
It was a midmorning snack.
Over loudspeaker: “MEAT DEPARTMENT, RESTOCK PLEASE. MEAT DEPARTMENT, RESTOCK.”
I dunno, the other night I saw this trim well dressed young black lady run out of the store and get in her car. Almost a sprint in fact.
She had her brand new Mercedes parked in the handicapped slot so she didnt have to run far.
I’d eat it.
Her name is Peggy and now she’s a hacker.
I’ll bet that put off an aroma of distinction!
I was going suggest he pack on a few more pounds, and do a novelty impersonation act of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Kamakawiwo%CA%BBole
Seeing his picture, I somehow doubt he’d be well received with an “Is Lives” banner behind him.
Looks like he’s done it B4.
His medley of “Somewhere over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World”
Somewhere over my butt crack bluebirds fly...
I’m guessing the police report called it a “steak out”?
Did they pad him down?
Rodney FOWL-ER lives up to his name. He has fouled all that merchandise.
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