Posted on 11/19/2014 12:43:49 PM PST by servo1969
I would say NONE.
Even a party school has to have its standards.
Lie!
Do what all good liberals do.....LIE!
Plus a lousy football team. Well I guess there goes my Tibetan Classical Poem studies ...
I would give answers that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous.
“With how many different people have you had sex (including oral) in the last three months?”
782. I’ve been kind of busy with other things.
I’d tell them 62,347 times with 42,201 different partners in the last 30 days.
Are you a top or a bottom?
I would say none of your damned business.
The answer is Hillsdale College.
...and it will be 62,348...all you have to do is smile...
I barely recognize this country anymore.
Reminds me of an old joke: A blond was filling out a questionnaire as part of a job interview process. When she got to the question “Sex” she saw the “M” and the “F” as choices and chewed her bottom lip as she though about it. She finally put a check in the “F” box and added a note, “I haven’t M’d in years”.
This is a situation where “None of your f’n business” is the correct reply.
Reminds me of this great Chief joke:
A crusty old Chief found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local (strictly women’s) liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation. She said, “Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?”
“No,” the Chief said, “just serious by nature.”
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”
The Chief’s short reply was, “Yep, a lot of action.”
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little - relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
The chief continued to stare at her and replied, “1955.”
She said, “Well, there you go; you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously - I mean, no sex since 1955, isn’t that a little extreme?”
The Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, “Oh, I don’t know. It’s only 2130 now!”
Why do these places receive any tax funding at all?
Excellent question.
/johnny
The old joke is that FAU stands for Find Another University.
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