America’s Worst University Now Demands To Know Students’ Sex Habits OR THEY CAN’T ENROLL

dailycaller.com ^ | 11-19-2014 | ERIC OWENS

[Fledermaus]

I’d get a list of all of their wives and mothers and tell them I have sex with them all the tme.

[SgtHooper]

Obviously, a mathematics major!

[WKUHilltopper]

Bill Clinton said oral wasn’t sex.

[steve86]

Anyone who asked my girls those questions or handed them a questionnaire would be looking at their entrails on the floor.

[steve86]

Universities have sex weeks in which they promote unrestricted sex, in order to break the bonds of morality that students have learned from parents and religious institutions.

I fully agree with ISIS in how I would handle those universities.

[Nateman]

It’s part of their name change. It’s soon to be called the Florida University of Carnal Knowledge. As far as the question goes do imaginary numbers count or does that make it too complex?

[Gritty]

I would answer "None" and "Never". But then I would never get accepted.

On the other hand, that wouldn't be much of a personal or professional loss, would it?

Who would want to matriculate at this worthless place anyhow unless one were a pervert seeking more easy partners or victims?

[morphing libertarian]

cheer up things will get better

[wildbill]

Think there might be an incentive to lie?

[ExCTCitizen]

FAU - the university for people who don’t have the grades for International Correspondence School.

[ExCTCitizen]

And their basketball teams sucks, too. At least my UConn has great basketball teams and great hockey (for the first year in the Hockey East).

[a fool in paradise]

They want to find out who puts out?

[RichInOC]

“Forcibly sodomizing overcurious college admissions staffers. Why do you ask?”

[GeronL]

That faculty must be hard up